Monday, May 3, 2010

day two hundred forty-five.

Two Hundred Forty-five Friday 4/30/10
Dress:  Orange and Grey Shirt Sundress 
Purchased From: Thrift Fair 
Year or Era Purchased: Spring 2010 
Price: $5.95
Accessories:  Black tights, black sneaker boots, big sunglasses
Hair and Makeup: Rag curled, bangs pinned back. Usual makeup with orange eyeshadow
Comments/Compliments/Complaints: A few hair compliments, a stranger at the grocery store said I "looked so cute in that dress," and one of the door guys at a building I work in called me a chameleon. 

It was to be hot on Friday so I was super excited when I saw this dress hanging from the ceiling at Thrift Fair.  It was a bit pricey for a thrift store dress, $5.95, especially since it has a Forever 21 label in it and I'm sure its original price was $11.50 or so.  Oh bother, I'm so cheap.   I liked it enough to suck it up and spend $5.95 on it. It isn't the most flattering dress in the bum area since I have a larger bum and it hugs it in an odd way.  I wore tights with it to boost my confidence levels.  

I spent my day working, as pictured with the dog butts, stopped at the grocery store for sandwich fixins, came home and made a sandwich and ate it as the first thing I had eaten all day.  No good.  I then promptly fell asleep on the couch to an episode of Top Chef Masters.   I woke up around 9 and joined a group of people, Arthritis Mike, Glaucoma Mike, Steve, Melissa and one of Mike's old co-workers Wayne, hanging out in my back yard.  It was fun and I laughed a lot.  We made up the word jizzy to be used sort of like smurf or as to say something is good.  For example: 

Noun:  Jack needed the oil pan and said, "Hey can you hand me that jizzy?" 

Adjective: Alexis really liked John's shirt and complimented him by saying, "John, that shirt is really jizzy." 

Verb: After realizing he didn't put any deodorant on that morning Martin jizzied his pits twice in his nightly shower.

You can also use it to replace other words like smurf:  My jizzy is all jizzied with jizzy. 

As you can see it was quite an evening. 


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